Friday, August 22, 2014

Sharpen your horns and wipe off the dust

My Fellow Rhinos,

It's that time of the year that we need to get ourselves ready for another Rhino-tastic Fall season of Ultimate!  Before we revel into what a great season we will have again, let's relay a few announcements to remember some of the recent changes that have happened:


A moment of silence for:
  • Brit and Greg are still no longer here and think that being in Oregon is cool or something
  • Foxy and Justin left to also go to the west coast (#trending?) and have left the Rhino warmth
  • Dom left us to probably run around the country Forrest Gump style and we will remember his endless energy to run deep
  • The twitter feed was unsuccessful and will be abandoned (probably)

Cheers and hurrahs for:
  • A new Rhino couple has formed with one of our captains and a teammate, who doesn't like Sci-Fi.  (I know it's tough to keep the secret...)
  • Rhinos that have already tied the knot have kept it tight and others may be joining those ranks
  • The blog will look to be updated more frequently this year (woohoo!)

Other news:
  • The jury is still out for Woodle to see if he will show up to a game and grace us with his presence.  (I'm still hopeful and keeping my fingers crossed)
  • Whopper's aura of mystery has become transparent since is actual name has been revealed on the spreadsheet.  From now on, I'm throwing to a "Brian Cipperly"...
  • Pickles continues to love and adore pickles
  • Hopefully the Cornell contingent of the Rhino clan will continue to grow with new and good talent
  • Guardians of the Galaxy is a great movie!

Now it's time to clean your hardened skin (i.e. wash your jerseys), dust off your feet (i.e. get yourself some cleats), sharpen your horns (i.e. go touch a frisbee and remember how awesome it feels), and get your charging mind ready (i.e. be mentally tough, remember that Geoff is still our captain and it's not Brit).  Get yourselves pumped and ready to charge!! We'll steal those briefcases (read as: discs) from those poachers (read as: opponents)!!!


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